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OWS Fam!!!
Welcome to Week 16! Weâre midway through December, and now that weâre into the wonky part of the NFL schedule, Iâm happy to report we will have football on for eight of the next 13 days of this month. An overdose of the sport before the start of 2026 is likely welcomed by anyone reading this email, but importantly, it also provides plenty of opportunities to capitalize on winnable slates.
This deep into the NFL season, itâs important to remind ourselves of perspective. Gone are the days of wondering what type of team your favorite NFL squad will be, as are many of those pesky first-half of the season spots of unpredictability. Weâre now in a very predictable phase of the season. âVeryâ should be in air quotes, if not typed at all, because thatâs relative to other parts of the season. But the point remains⌠these last three weeks of the season become more predictable than any other part because of what these teams have already shown us this season.
Unless we get new coaches or quarterbacks this week (hello Gardner Minshew and Quinn Ewers), thereâs little that should rattle how you assess the upcoming slate. We are all aware at this point who is playing for something and who is playing for nothing, weâre aware of which coaches will go for it on fourth down, and which quarterbacks will welcome turnover-worthy plays. We know play styles, rhythms, and pace, and we know (and start to care) about contract incentives and pending free agents trying to get good tape.
We know a lot more than we used to. This was a confidence-building exercise. Congratulations, because you passed! We should be attacking this Week 16 main slate just like we did in Week 15; by putting season-long and Best Ball teams in the rearview and by predicting the present of what we know. On an 11-game slate ahead on Sunday, we have a smaller, more manageable set of games, where there isnât as clear of a top game environment and there are fewer games that carry some weight compared to last Sunday.
Week 16 Slate :: Predict the Present
Whether youâve been successful or treading water lately, we want to avoid the feeling of being overwhelmed in creating lineups. Sometimes this happens when we consume too many voices; sometimes it can happen with too much data. The fact remains that the secret sauce for a large-ish slate such as Week 16 is to simply build for what we know. I have used the term âpredict the presentâ here in the past, which essentially means build for the knowns and control for the unknowns (be ready for variance!).
With that in mind, letâs tackle a bit of Week 16 with this theme in mind. The de-facto top game environment is the Steelers // Lions at 52.5 implied points, but itâs buoyed by the Lions’ side of it (29.5). What we know is Detroit is scoring points with Dan Campbell calling the plays (44, 9, 34, 24, 44, 34). We also know Detroit is giving up a lot of points recently (27, 31, 30, 41 in the last four). Without Sam LaPorta, Detroitâs offensive touches are more condensed than typical, which is great for fantasy production. We also know on the other side, with Pittsburgh, they have a rotation at running back and tight end, and only one wide receiver we can trust. A shootout can happen, but the full game stack projection may be tough to nail.
Chargers // Cowboys :: Before Herbertâs hand issue, the loss of Joe Alt, and the slightly improved Cowboys defense (say a Week 3 matchup), we might have had more fun with this one. This game carries a decent total (49.5), but we know the Chargers want to run the ball to win while Herbert is limited, so their success on the ground could saturate the game like it did in Kansas City. If predicting a shootout, it is much easier to say where the targets will funnel on the Dallas side (i.e., Dak rosters > Herbert rosters, at first glance). For what itâs worth, as prolific as the quarterbacks can be, this game also features two of the best kickers in the NFL.
Falcons // Cardinals carries a 48-point total, and speaking of condensed touches, this game has it. Weâll have to watch for Drake London and Marvin Harrison Jr.âs returns (which seem possible), but these are two teams ready and willing to air it out at a momentâs notice. Cousins’ high-volume passing attack last week was likely fueled by Baker and the Bucsâ presence on the other side. This week, Brissett and his receivers shouldnât force the same strategy unless they break out to an early lead (Arizona). Studying this game seems key to the slate. Do you go all in on underpriced Cardinals? Kyle Pitts after his career game? More on that on the site this weekend!
Other notables include Jags // Broncos and Bucs // Panthers, which carry some playoff implications. The NFC South matchup is the first of two meetings over the next three weeks, and both teams should be aggressive. The AFC matchup is two playoff teams jockeying for seeding and reputation. Jacksonville was a fantasy gold mine last week, as they hit nearly all their scoring via the passing attack against the Jets, but Denverâs defense poses a different threat. Denver should want that No. 1 seed bye week, and I have a sneaky suspicion that RJ Harveyâs health may dictate how they approach this game offensively.
On the Bucs side, a healthy Mike Evans covered up a lot of their offensive inefficiencies, and 10 days of ârestâ since their Thursday night football debacle should be enough to motivate them against Carolina. If Carolina plays their best, however, we could have a changing of the guard in the NFC South. Of all the games this week, this one stands out the most as the one with two teams who should both âreally want this W.â Whether that matters or not is up for your interpretation.
Buffalo (at Cleveland), Cincinnati (at Miami), and Houston (hosting Raiders) are the only other teams with healthy totals this week. âAt Clevelandâ in mid-December comes with its own context, but Josh Allen is rolling now, and the Bills seem to want to run their way to another victory with Allen and Cook. What Joe Burrow shows up on Sunday is anyoneâs guess, but with Tua now benched and these teams eliminated from postseason contention, there have been crazier shootouts. Houstonâs opponent (LV) is not even expected to score two touchdowns on Sunday. Thatâs low, Bob. Getting in and out of this game with a win and no injuries feels like the likeliest expectation for the Texans.
As we search this slate for the knowns, donât stray too far into an imaginary land. We should have a strong feel for what to expect in these matchups. There is always the rare tributary that could form, and as always, the unpredictable nature of where the touchdowns come from drives tournament leaderboards.
But letâs go have some fun, keep things simple, predict the present, and vault up the leaderboards in Week 16.
See you on the site throughout the weekend!
~Larejo


