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OWS Fam!
What a week we have ahead of us.
But first! — what a week we had behind us(!!!).
ANOTHER Week For The Ages
This is the third or fourth weekend of the season that has been in contention for “one of the biggest OWS weeks ever” (and we’ve only had a couple weeks all year in which OWS wasn’t peppering the tops of the leaderboards!).
I saw some discussion in the OWS Discord this week about how much smaller OWS is than some of the other DFS sites out there (you know how it is: the masses just want to be handed fish, which isn’t exactly our style) — making it even more incredible that this was the third time already in 2023 that OWS has taken down The Slant (a contest that typically has around 20,000 entries!). We also took down the Flea Flicker (over 50,000 entries) and had two of the top 10 spots in the Milly Maker. Making all of this even more impressive is the fact that this barrage of OWS pennants came from a wide range of different OWS users (for example: six of the top 10 spots in The Slant were occupied by OWS pennants…from five different users!).
I counted over 60 users that I shouted out on X(witter) this weekend for their binks and big finishes — and that’s only a portion of the screenshots that came in, and doesn’t even account for all the OWS members who don’t play with the pennant as their avatar, or don’t drop their big wins on X or in the Binks channel.
As I’ve been saying since early in the season: ‘The craziest thing of all is that this is completely sustainable.’
As I’ve also been saying since early in the season: ‘If it hasn’t happened for you yet, keep knocking on the door. Look around you. Your time is coming.’
By Popular Request: Props Weekly Pass(!!!)
NFL Profit: $1,230
NBA Profit: $1,745
Total Profit: $12,751(!!!)
With our full-season spots nearly filled up, Xandamere has convinced me to finally open a Weekly option for Props Insider.
Plenty of you have requested this.
It’s finally here!
We may start limiting spots in Weekly as well (though the fluctuation of users in Weekly doesn’t present the same problems with Sportsbooks that we could run into with too many full-season members), but for now, Props Weekly is open if you want to hop in.
$39 gets you seven days of access.
Find Props Insider here.
What Do We Do With Week 13?
My, oh my (oh my, oh my).
I’ve talked this season about the importance of “processing information without judgement” — of understanding that “what we have” is simply “what we have.” It’s not “good,” or “bad,” or “ugly,” or anything else: it’s simply the playing field for the week in question, and it’s the playing field everyone is working with, and it’s up to us to solve the puzzle better than our competition is solving the puzzle.
All of this is true.
But this is the first week of the season where I’ve found myself battling to throw off the thundering thought of, “Wow — this is an ugly slate!”
The “Good”
(Even though “whatever it is” is what it is, and there is no such thing as ‘Good’…)
Dolphins (29.75) at Commanders (20.25)
It’s no secret that the Commanders are the worst pass defense in the league. They rank 32nd in DVOA against the pass, and in addition to allowing the third-most passing yards per game, they have allowed five more passing touchdowns than any other team. As if this weren’t enough, the Commanders’ offense has the third-highest pass rate over expectation (PROE) — which further pushes the overall aggressiveness of their game environments. This spot is obvious — yes. This spot is also really attractive.
49ers (24.75) at Eagles (21.75)
This is a “take the over” spot — with regards to how we can attack it in DFS — as we have two of the most aggressive-minded teams in the NFL squaring off with important implications for playoff seeding on the line. (The Eagles are two games ahead of the 49ers, but still have a game at Dallas next week.) Only one defense faces a higher PROE than the Eagles. That defense is the 49ers. Wheels up on potential upside.
Broncos (22.0) at Texans (25.5)
Somewhat humorously (to me, at least), the implied team totals peg this game in the same range as the game directly above (and there could be edge this week in the fact that projection systems and optimizers will probably treat each game similarly) — but if you’re looking for a “sneaky” spot that could join the others, we have a Broncos defense that still has some potential flaws, taking on Bobby Slowik, C.J. Stroud, and the magical Houston Texans. If the Texans are scoring, Sean Payton’s Broncos can probably keep pace.
The “Bad”
(Even though “whatever it is” is what it is, and there is no such thing as ‘Bad’…)
The Lions (25.0) should put up a nice score against the Saints (21.0), but in the chess match of “how do we go about winning this particular game?” Detroit will have eyes on the fact that New Orleans is likely to be missing all three of Chris Olave (concussion), Rashid Shaheed (quad), and Michael Thomas (I.R.) — compelling them to be less aggressive than they might otherwise be.
The Chargers (23.25) shouldn’t struggle too mightily with the defense of the Patriots (17.25), but same as the Lions, the game plan for the Chargers is likely to account for the fact their opponent will probably have a difficult time making a whole lot happen on offense.
The Buccaneers (21.25) have had a steady offense all season, but they are taking on a Panthers team (15.75) that both A) does a good job making life difficult on opposing passing attacks, and B) can’t ever get anything going on offense. This is yet another spot in which the favored team isn’t likely to be pushed into a truly high-scoring output.
The Steelers (23.25) racked up 400 yards of offense last week in their first game without Matt Canada (after failing to crack 400 yards in 45 games with Canada — LOL), and are now taking on the Cardinals’ beatable defense — but the Steelers allow the fifth-fewest points per game, and even with Kyler Murray back, the Cardinals have continued to show why they entered the season as the favorites for the number one pick in next year’s draft. Pittsburgh unveiled a more aggressive offensive mindset against the Jake Browning-led Bengals and will certainly continue that approach this week, but it’s fair to question how far that will truly take them. (That said: this game is potentially on the borderline of the “Good”/”Bad” categories.)
The Colts (22.0) are taking on a Titans team (21.0) that has allowed only two opponents all season to top 24 against them (Cleveland, 27; Jacksonville, 34), and that runs such a conservative offense that opponents are never compelled to go full “foot on the gas” mode in this matchup.
The Rams (21.5) are taking on the tremendous defense of the Browns (18.0), and should be compelled to play somewhat conservatively if they have a lead, given both the quarterback issues of their opponent and the ferocious nature of the defense they’ll be facing.
Basically, this category gives us plenty of “games that could produce a nice DFS score or two, but are unlikely to get too exciting, and may not produce any tourney winners.”
The “Ugly”
(Even though “whatever it is” is what it is, and there is no such thing as ‘Ugly’…)
The Falcons (18.25) are playing the Jets (15.75).
It is what it is…
But it is pretty ugly.
The Setup
In terms of DraftKings pricing, this slate gives us some very attractive options at the top, some “wide range of outcomes” options in the middle, and not a lot to love at the bottom — creating a very interesting setup for roster construction.
As always, there is a path to the top of the leaderboards.
It’s up to us to find it.
It may be one of the rare times you’ll hear me concede that a slate is, in fact, “ugly” — but that doesn’t make it any less fun.
Lots to dig into throughout the weekend.
I’ll see you on the site soon.
Hopefully I’ll see you in Props Insider.
And I’ll see you at the top of the leaderboards on Sunday!
-JM